GOTTA THE COPYRIGHT FOR CHEAP!

Listen up, fellas. You need to get into the hottest clubs, but you're too young? Don't worry! We got your back. Our team can provide a top-notch copyright for a bargain. We're talking pennies here, pal. You shouldn't believe how easy it is. Just hit us up, and we'll get you set ASAP. Don't waste your time with those phonies. We're the top dogs.